Friday, December 3, 2010

Intensely cheesy love letters here

"Keep well, the mop of my heart." I know from the context that this is a phrase of endearment. But I can't figure this one out. Why is he the mop of her heart?

Intensely cheesy love letters here. They will make your myelins and actins droop and your small bowel will squirm like worms in a can.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

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